Wiphivpop is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring
fox.
Wiphivpop created Africa eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiphivpop, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wiphivpop, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Wiphivpop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Wiphivpop's Holy Commandments1. Never run in holy places.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never sprint in the presence of doves.
5. Do not wear brown clothing.