Negjamyartansandflisweglist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest lobster.

Negjamyartansandflisweglist created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negjamyartansandflisweglist, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negjamyartansandflisweglist, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negjamyartansandflisweglist's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Negjamyartansandflisweglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Negjamyartansandflisweglist in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry cats.