Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak wombat.

Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog, it will turn you into a tree.

Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rulnuttont Dutcabstanril Teenragsog on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed wheat to doves while wearing shorts.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.