Tailkammob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered crocodile.

Tailkammob created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailkammob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailkammob, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tailkammob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tailkammob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.