Sidpibmob is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient
sheep.
Sidpibmob created a strange quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidpibmob, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sidpibmob, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Sidpibmob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Sidpibmob's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
2. Learn three new languages a year.
3. Never think ill of sick badgers.
4. Always help dolphins.
5. Do not wear titanium on your body.