Sidpibmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient sheep.

Sidpibmob created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidpibmob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidpibmob, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sidpibmob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sidpibmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.