Cabdimpin is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, selfish
seal.
Cabdimpin created dark energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabdimpin, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cabdimpin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Cabdimpin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Cabdimpin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never sit near grasshopers.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not dye your hair indigo.
5. Always wear turquoise.