Lamfontar is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, moody
owl.
Lamfontar created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lamfontar, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Lamfontar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Lamfontar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Lamfontar's Holy Commandments1. Always treat voles with great respect.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
3. Lamfontar must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Lamfontar loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
5. Hide if nine rats approach from the south.