Hamyartdad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless jellyfish.

Hamyartdad created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamyartdad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamyartdad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hamyartdad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hamyartdad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Hamyartdad on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing scarves.