Hamyartdad is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless
jellyfish.
Hamyartdad created an up quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hamyartdad, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hamyartdad, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Hamyartdad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Hamyartdad's Holy Commandments1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Hamyartdad on top of important buildings.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never feed parsnips to gulls while wearing scarves.