Fomsogkop Bisscublin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured mongoose.

Fomsogkop Bisscublin created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Fomsogkop Bisscublin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomsogkop Bisscublin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fomsogkop Bisscublin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fomsogkop Bisscublin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. You must pray to Fomsogkop Bisscublin four times a day.