Bisscatlatmanmapmig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing parrot.

Bisscatlatmanmapmig created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscatlatmanmapmig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bisscatlatmanmapmig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bisscatlatmanmapmig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bisscatlatmanmapmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.