Zogjencep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive dove.

Zogjencep created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogjencep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zogjencep, she will turn you into a dog.

Zogjencep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zogjencep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Zogjencep on top of important buildings.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.