Nuttbellxin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful bear.

Nuttbellxin created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbellxin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttbellxin, she will turn you into a snail.

Nuttbellxin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nuttbellxin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.