Rapsisgonfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying mongoose.

Rapsisgonfut created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapsisgonfut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapsisgonfut, she will destroy your home planet.

Rapsisgonfut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rapsisgonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.