Bothotcin Gidkemvog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tranquil gnu.

Bothotcin Gidkemvog created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bothotcin Gidkemvog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bothotcin Gidkemvog, he will strike you with lightening.

Bothotcin Gidkemvog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bothotcin Gidkemvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bothotcin Gidkemvog.

2. You must pray to Bothotcin Gidkemvog seven times a day.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.