Tigrowbug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust deer.

Tigrowbug created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigrowbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigrowbug, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigrowbug's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tigrowbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing blue shorts and balancing four gold spheres on your back.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat peas.