Fobmifrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring manatee.

Fobmifrig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Fobmifrig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobmifrig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fobmifrig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fobmifrig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobmifrig.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.