Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent hyena.

Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed, he will turn you into a mouse.

Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavkopsit Bidtonkbodpod Nansomfed.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.