Lidtamgubzenzannart is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, kind horse.

Lidtamgubzenzannart created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtamgubzenzannart, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidtamgubzenzannart, he will turn you into a frog.

Lidtamgubzenzannart's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lidtamgubzenzannart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear indigo hats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not eat onions.