Zagwotwap is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited
dragonfly.
Zagwotwap created the Sol system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagwotwap, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zagwotwap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Zagwotwap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Zagwotwap's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Retreat if three ants approach from the west.
3. Do not wear gray clothing.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Zagwotwap in the centre of the settlement.