Quamsterhit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent fairy.

Quamsterhit created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamsterhit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamsterhit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Quamsterhit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quamsterhit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamsterhit.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.