Dancarzim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic scorpion.

Dancarzim created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dancarzim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dancarzim, he will turn you into a frog.

Dancarzim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dancarzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Dancarzim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.