Fatdidyarlhot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent gerbil.

Fatdidyarlhot created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdidyarlhot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatdidyarlhot, it will not care at all.

Fatdidyarlhot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fatdidyarlhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Fatdidyarlhot's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.