Stipbassteen Arnarntap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless troll.

Stipbassteen Arnarntap created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbassteen Arnarntap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stipbassteen Arnarntap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stipbassteen Arnarntap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stipbassteen Arnarntap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed figs to ants while wearing corsets.

4. Put Stipbassteen Arnarntap first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.