Somhubbem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic swan.

Somhubbem created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somhubbem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somhubbem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Somhubbem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Somhubbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Somhubbem.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if nine sheep approach from the west.