Somhubbem is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic
swan.
Somhubbem created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Somhubbem, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Somhubbem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Somhubbem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Somhubbem's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Worship no other gods but Somhubbem.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Hide if nine sheep approach from the west.