Sit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever dugong.

Sit created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sit's priests.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.