Ragvegnullgepkipboss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud skunk.

Ragvegnullgepkipboss created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvegnullgepkipboss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragvegnullgepkipboss, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ragvegnullgepkipboss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ragvegnullgepkipboss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ragvegnullgepkipboss.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing shoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.