Sadgepflow Bifnutmat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving cobra.

Sadgepflow Bifnutmat created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgepflow Bifnutmat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadgepflow Bifnutmat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sadgepflow Bifnutmat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sadgepflow Bifnutmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the east.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.