Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic pigeon.

Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn, it will send minions to preach to you.

Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. You must love Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Afgilcim Hatflangemfenjipfarn loves seals, so they must be respected.