Nablatsogyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody goat.

Nablatsogyat created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nablatsogyat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nablatsogyat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nablatsogyat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nablatsogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.