Mapsandgem Dissmegpom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless squirrel.

Mapsandgem Dissmegpom created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsandgem Dissmegpom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapsandgem Dissmegpom, it will turn you into a rock.

Mapsandgem Dissmegpom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mapsandgem Dissmegpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.