Latdidcussdottetticam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate sheep.

Latdidcussdottetticam created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdidcussdottetticam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latdidcussdottetticam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Latdidcussdottetticam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Latdidcussdottetticam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Latdidcussdottetticam on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to music.