Ominrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever hydra.

Ominrutt created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ominrutt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominrutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Ominrutt's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ominrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominrutt.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ominrutt on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.