Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered human.

Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pinpogfonlakponnignigmab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never hurt goats.