Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental human.

Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Kongodzodlistbanvanfabzim on top of important buildings.