Barnrowipgon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair shark.

Barnrowipgon created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Barnrowipgon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Barnrowipgon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Barnrowipgon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Barnrowipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing black boots and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.