Gannurtgod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish unicorn.

Gannurtgod created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gannurtgod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gannurtgod, it will turn you into a mole.

Gannurtgod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gannurtgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Put Gannurtgod first in all things.