Largsinflam Vegsastom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic scorpion.

Largsinflam Vegsastom created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Largsinflam Vegsastom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Largsinflam Vegsastom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Largsinflam Vegsastom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Largsinflam Vegsastom's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Largsinflam Vegsastom on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Largsinflam Vegsastom.