Damhinfat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable raccoon.

Damhinfat created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Damhinfat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Damhinfat, it will torture you forever.

Damhinfat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Damhinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Always obey Damhinfat's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat grapes.