Fadjenfod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless giraffe.

Fadjenfod created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadjenfod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fadjenfod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadjenfod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fadjenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing green jumpers.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Feed all hungry horses.