Quatnutmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering lion.

Quatnutmab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatnutmab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quatnutmab, she will turn you into a rat.

Quatnutmab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Quatnutmab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Quatnutmab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing blue jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about fire.