Dutnurmisquart is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful centaur.

Dutnurmisquart created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnurmisquart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dutnurmisquart, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dutnurmisquart's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dutnurmisquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.