Padfut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud hedgehog.

Padfut created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Padfut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padfut, she will strike you with lightening.

Padfut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Padfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of whales.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Never paint your hands red.