Yatbagbonktit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured bear.

Yatbagbonktit created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbagbonktit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatbagbonktit, he will ignore you.

Yatbagbonktit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yatbagbonktit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Run away if four bats approach from the north.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Yatbagbonktit.