Sandflycep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair mouse.

Sandflycep created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandflycep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sandflycep, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sandflycep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sandflycep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.