Dogsingov is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered scorpion.

Dogsingov created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Dogsingov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dogsingov, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dogsingov's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dogsingov's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing magenta shoes.

4. Always wear red.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.