Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate squid.

Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Rulstikwod Nullhubdubcedlipfot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your back fawn.