Dimripzig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless dragonfly.

Dimripzig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimripzig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dimripzig, it will turn you into a slug.

Dimripzig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dimripzig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Dimripzig's priests.

3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Dimripzig on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Fast once a month.