Monyarpgut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing naga.

Monyarpgut created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monyarpgut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Monyarpgut, she will laugh at you.

Monyarpgut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Monyarpgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.