Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong salamander.

Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab, it will come to you in dreams.

Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Figfargess Sasbodlam Yarlnarthab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to swans while wearing brown shoes.

5. Do not kill eagles.