Kapboprow is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able bird.

Kapboprow created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapboprow, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kapboprow, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kapboprow's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kapboprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never wear black tights.

4. Worship no other gods but Kapboprow.

5. Feed all hungry goats.